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That was the question 1WO Dragon asked me and I said that it was abit difficult to believe till he showed me his 11B(army I/C), Gerrard Terrence Dragon. And I was the first person he arrowed! Anyway, 1WO Dragon or rather, DRAGON as we call him is one of the most effective instructors I've had the privilege to have(and dirtiest). A SME(subject matter expert) of demolitions, his lectures are always filled with (blowjobs)laughs and even the officers there cannot contain themselves and end up laughing. Setting off an explosive means a Blowjob and touch WOOD is touching the men's "sundial"(ya know what I mean).

My radio communications instructor is 1sg Sathia aka Sa Tiao(3 pieces in dialect) aka HBK(Heart Break Kid). He was once a Chinese till one day he held on to an antenna, got struck by lightning, turned dark and now sports a moustache. Thus, changing his name to Sathia. Talking cock in his lesson is how we learn. Always laying the smack down on us is what he does best! During breaks, he treats us to drinks and the breaks are usually long(enough for us to gain some shut eye too). We're always looking forward to both his and Dragon's lectures and interacting with them. 2 of the most effective instructors of the SAF!

Today, I finally got to fire the Matador(anti-tank weapon) and M203(Grenade launcher). It was difficult man! BOBO all the way! But nevermind, familiarisation shoot only. Next time aim higher! The matador was shiok man! The blast and the force you feel when the round goes off was indescribable... Ok we only fired the sub-caliber(not the real round) but the blast was powerful enough(especially when you're the assistant, not the firer). Witnessing the firing
of the live round was really great though. You see the actual firepower of the weapon. The whole place is filled with smoke and the explosion rocks the ground.

Now, I'm a qualified SAW(light machine gun) firer. Firing the weapon at night is the best! You are issued the NVG(Night Vision Goggles) and when you fire, you can see the rounds flying all around like what you see in movies and CNN! So don't mess with me, I can fill anyone up with lead using 5.56mm bullets, 40mm grenades or an anti tank weapon.

One quote from Dragon: "you see those bastards(points at our officers officers)... C*** B** and want to blow them up. Ah and you know they're always playing scrabble in the instructors office, you place some charges there one day and set the detonator off and give them a good BLOW job."